Grey skies and cold weather getting you down? Has your love life dwindled to romantic comedies with slappable characters? Are your kids making your hair grey? Feel like you need a little boost but you’re off the rock star diet? Well grab your shopping bag ladies because this simple smoothie made every root on my head rear forward like a lion opening its mouth to roar. I was full, electric, horny and energized all at once. When I left my apartment I positively BOUNCED along the street and found myself winking at everyone – men and women of all ages. This smoothie is a drug you can safely get addicted to that doesn’t require a huge budget or a dealer. Drink it and you will feel infected with joy and a desire to spread it!
Once upon a time, I had lunch with an elegant old man. He was a Count – born of an illustrious family and habituated to the company of beautiful woman. He was a connoisseur of femininity and over a fine lunch in a small restaurant on the left bank of Paris he told me that in the age of plastic surgery and Botox he had one sure-fire way of telling a woman’s age. Her knees.