Cucumbers – A Fat Magical Wand – Wave It Inside and Out for Health and Beauty

As the summer heat wilts your skin, your smile, and your appetite, focus on cool fruit and vegetable snacks.  My favorite summer skin refresher is the cucumber.   The more I learn about cucumbers there more astounded I am by all of its magical properties. Who knew?!

Cucumbers, scientifically known as Cucumis sativus, belong to the same botanical family as melons (including watermelon and cantaloupe) and squashes (including summer squash, winter squash, zucchini and pumpkin).  I became addicted to them thanks to the innovative cooking of the Serbian grandmother of my child.  At every meal grandma serves a cucumber salad. Sometimes the cucumbers are chopped and mixed with plain yogurt, dill, lemon juice and olive oil and sometimes with mint and feta.

Cucumbers are an excellent palate cleanser and refresh the mouth and breath.  (They are also a fantastic flirtation-starter for those of you who like to send a suggestive message to the opposite sex in the vegetable aisle of the store… Though some men may wilt when faced with the more intimidating specimens of Cucumis sativus, a little fondling of the impressive cucumber may rev your engines…And who knows what could happen then?)

But why are they so magical?? Here are 30 reasons:

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The Skin-Firming Anti-Aging Smoothie that is Like Drinking Sex (I’m not kidding)

Grey skies and cold weather getting you down?  Has your love life dwindled to romantic comedies with slappable characters?  Are your kids making your hair grey? Feel like you need a little boost but you’re off the rock star diet?  Well grab your shopping bag ladies because this simple smoothie made every root on my head rear forward like a lion opening its mouth to roar.  I was full, electric, horny and energized all at once.  When I left my apartment I positively BOUNCED along the street and found myself winking at everyone – men and women of all ages.   This smoothie is a drug you can safely get addicted to that doesn’t require a huge budget or a dealer. Drink it and you will feel infected with joy and a desire to spread it!

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Use Brazil Nuts to Get a Brazilian Butt, Goddess-like Skin (and a better Sperm Count!)

All right – who is tired of hearing about the perfection of the Brazilian butt?  Superbly showcased on a little Y shaped stage (la thong) the Brazilian bottom is an invitation to both men and women to nestle in warm, pillowly plumpness.  But such buttocks are not always achieved by nature alone.  They are oft aided by a professional sculptor (better known as a plastic surgeon).  So what the Hell do Brazil nuts have to do with Brazilian butts you demand impatiently?

In a nutshell (heheheh), Brazil nuts contains a number of minerals which build connective tissue and muscle (essential to firm butts).  They also have a huge amount of selenium which does wonders for the skin. Continue reading

What 10 Foods Will Give Your Skin the GLOW of Youth?

Envy that dewy complexion of the sixteen year old girl standing next to you in line at the grocery store? Looking for that special plumpness associated with the magic of youth that no filler can ever replicate? (Unless you want to look like a human chipmunk that is…) Find a way to incorporate the below 10 foods into your diet on a regular basis. Continue reading

The Anti-Aging Mineral You May Be Missing Out On

I found the below article on Shape mag and thought it worth passing along:

You probably know which foods are rich in vitamin C, calcium, and even iron, but what about zinc? According to a new study published in the Journal of Nutritional Biochemistry, this key mineral should be at the top of your mind. Continue reading

5 Reasons to Eat Sweet Potatoes for Anti-Aging and Fertility

Ah, the innocent, cheery sweet potato – a food very few of us give any thought to except during Thanksgiving or Christmas. Allow me to correct myself when I say ‘very few’ by saying that the most educated nutritionists, foodies, very vain women and ladies who want babies DO give a lot of thought to this sunny, orange root. But why you ask?

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Fight Aging and Cancer with an Alkaline PH – 4 Steps to Getting There

An alkaline diet may lower your risk of exhaustion, premature aging, sickness, allergies, muscle aches, joint pain and osteoporosis. A study published in 1994 in the New England Journal of Medicine found that women who neutralized their body’s acidic state with an alkalizing agent absorbed calcium and phosphorous better and increased the rate their bodies formed new bone matter. Continue reading

F*#@ the Face Lift – Fight Sagging Skin with these 18 Anti-Aging Foods

Part of the impetus of my blog is to show women that we can age gracefully and with minimal damage if we find natural (i.e. non-chemical and non-scalpel) methods to optimize the body’s natural functioning.  There is no machine more perfectly engineered than the body.  Everything has a function and works well until we start flooding ourselves with chemicals that were never supposed to be there.  Our consumer culture has made it difficult to resist buying products – for our skin, our mouth, our homes, our car, our air – everything.  But if you want to age slowly you are going to have to return to nature.

Here are 18 foods that tighten and firm skin.  Get a natural face lift while eating! Continue reading